Happy New Year - 2024
Happy New Year, everybody! On this eve, I suggest you don't let anybody be so lonely that they have to have sex with a champagne bottle or other inanimate object. You may not find someone as attractive as the 168 cm {5'6") Latvian cutie Areena Fox. But you could walk down to the bus station and give a handjob to a homeless man, whisper into his ear "one day your kids will forgive you", while slipping $5 into his pocket with your other hand. Let's make everybody happy and give them hope that 2024 will be better.